Universal Pictures

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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Vanilla Ice: putting your zeros to shame since 1991, ladies. Cast of Characters: Johnny Van Owen

Night Swim

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Just when you thought Baby Ruth’s and pee were the worst things you could encounter

Benjamin Marlatt

Writer, film critic, sports fan, musician, avid reptile lover, and amusement park junkie. I believe five things to be true: The Beatles are the greatest rock band ever; Led Zeppelin started heavy metal every bit as much as Black Sabbath; Martin Scorsese should have three Best Director trophies on his mantle and not only one; Dan "The Man" Marino is the greatest thrower of the pigskin ever; and National Lampoon's Vacation isn't so much a comedy as it is a true story for me. Y'all laughed at the Griswold's experience... and I lived it.