What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

An attractive, buxom blonde having to search high-and-low for a suitor willing to take her virginity? Riiiight. Bo Derek, Andrea Occhipinti, Olivia d’Abo and Academy Award winner George Kennedy star in Bolero. Cast of Characters: Ayre “Mac” McGillvary – Bo Derek Cotton Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

So bad the preceding five refuse to exist. Bill Cosby, Joe Don Baker, Gloria Foster and Academy Award nominee Tom Courtenay star in Leonard Part 6. Cast of Characters: Leonard Parker – Bill Cosby Frayn – Tom Courtenay Medusa Johnson Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Why don’t more movies have big-ass mechanical spiders? Academy Award nominees Will Smith, Kenneth Branagh, Salma Hayek and Academy Award winner Kevin Kline star in Wild Wild West. Cast of Characters: Capt. James T. West – Will Smith U.S. Marshal Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

I’m willing to give my left nut if they do. Academy Award nominee Valerie Perrine, Bruce Jenner and Steve Guttenberg star in Can’t Stop the Music. Cast of Characters: Samantha Simpson – Valerie Perrine Ron White – Bruce Jenner Jack Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

And I know what killed her career. Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond, Neal McDonough and Brian Geraghty star in I Know Who Killed Me. Cast of Characters: Aubrey Fleming/Dakota Moss – Lindsay Lohan Susan Fleming – Julia Ormond Daniel Fleming – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Enlightenment, my ass! The Hare Krishna mantra is a sixteen word penis joke. Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake and Academy Award winner Ben Kinglsey star in The Love Guru. Cast of Characters: Guru Pitka – Mike Myers Jane Bullard Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Well… at least Halle looks good. Academy Award winner Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, Lambert Wilson and Academy Award nominee Sharon Stone star in Catwoman. Cast of Characters: Patience Phillips/Catwoman – Halle Berry Det. Tom Lone – Benjamin Bratt George Hedare Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Meet E.T.’s retarded younger brother. Christine Ebersole, Jonathan Ward and Katrina Caspary star in Mac and Me. Cast of Characters: Janet – Christine Ebersole Michael – Jonathan Ward Courtney – Katrina Caspary Debbie – Lauren Stanley Eric – Jade Calegory Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Maybe Scrooge and the Grinch have a point? Kirk Cameron, Darren Doane and Bridgette Ridenour star in Saving Christmas. Cast of Characters: Kirk – Kirk Cameron Christian White – Darren Doane Kirk’s Sister – Bridgette Ridenour Director – Darren Doane Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

If at first you don’t succeed, Pazuzu, try, try again. Academy Award nominees Linda Blair, Richard Burton, Max von Sydow, James Earl Jones and Academy Award winner Louise Fletcher star in Exorcist II: The Heretic. Cast of Characters: Regan MacNeil – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!