Avengers: Age of Ultron

Turns out this is a sequel to Pinocchio where Geppetto’s creation is now a sentient, genocidal maniac. Academy Award nominees Robert Downey, Jr. and Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson and James Spader star in Avengers: Age of Ultron. Cast Continue reading Avengers: Age of Ultron


No matter how many versions they do, I’ll never buy a girl leaving a fancy high heel behind. Lily James, Richard Madden, Academy Award nominee Helena Bonham Carter and Academy Award winner Cate Blanchett star in Cinderella. Cast of Characters: Continue reading Cinderella

Benjamin’s Stash

Imagine if Rain Man was a total dickhead. Academy Award winners Matt Damon, Robin Williams, Ben Affleck and Academy Award nominee Minnie Driver star in Gus Van Sant’s Good Will Hunting. Cast of Characters: Will Hunting – Matt Damon Dr. Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

Nymphomaniac: Volume II

Continuing on, kids. Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgard, Jamie Bell and Academy Award nominee Willem Dafoe star in the continuation of Lars von Trier’s sexual odyssey Nymphomaniac: Volume II. Cast of Characters: Joe – Charlotte Gainsbourg Seligman – Stellan Skarsgard Young Continue reading Nymphomaniac: Volume II

Nymphomaniac: Volume I

Forget the last review,┬áthis is the most subtle title of the year. Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgard, Stacy Martin, Shia LaBeouf, Christian Slater and Academy Award nominee Uma Thurman star in the always controversial Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac Volume: I. Cast Continue reading Nymphomaniac: Volume I