Justice League

Justice League Featured

Needs a little more of South Park’s Super Best Friends. Cast of Characters: Bruce Wayne / Batman – Ben Affleck Kal-El / Clark Kent / Superman – Henry Cavill Lois Lane – Amy Adams Diana Prince / Wonder Woman – Gal Continue reading Justice League

Benjamin’s Stash

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Featured

Everything’s bigger in Texas… and a hell of a lot crazier. Cast of Characters: Sally Hardesty – Marilyn Burns Jerry – Allen Danziger Franklin Hardesty – Paul A. Partain Kirk – William Vail Pam – Terry McMinn Hitchhiker – Edwin Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

The Summoning Featured

It’s now abundantly clear that Satan’s favorite target is drunk and horny college kids. Cast of Characters: Casey – Shanna McLaughlin Cam – Jordan Wall Jared – Brian C. Chenworth Shelley – Amy LoCicero Gisele – Elaine “Lanie” Hoxie Drew Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

The Hero

The Hero Featured

Helen of Troy’s face may have launched a thousand ships, but Sam Elliott’s silky-smooth baritone voice weakened a thousand women’s knees. Cast of Characters: Lee Hayden – Sam Elliott Charlotte – Laura Prepon Lucy – Krysten Ritter Jeremy – Nick Continue reading The Hero

American Assassin

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‘Murrica, sum bitches! Cast of Characters: Mitch Rapp – Dylan O’Brien Stan Hurley – Michael Keaton Deputy Director Irene Kennedy – Sanaa Lathan Annika – Shiva Negar Ghost – Taylor Kitsch Stansfield – David Suchet Behurz – Navid Negahban Victor Continue reading American Assassin

It

It Featured

And you thought John Wayne Gacy was the only clown you had to worry about. Cast of Characters: Bill Denbrough – Jaeden Lieberher Ben Hanscom – Jeremy Ray Taylor Beverly Marsh – Sophia Lillis Richie Tozier – Finn Wolfhard Stanley Continue reading It

Home Again

Home Again Featured

Ah – white people problems. Cast of Characters: Alice Kinney – Reese Witherspoon Teddy – Nat Wolff George – Jon Rudnitsky Harry – Pico Alexander Zoey – Lake Bell Isabel – Lola Flanery Rosie – Eden Grace Redfield Austen – Continue reading Home Again

9/11

911 Featured

Charlie Sheen and 9/11… Good God, fasten your seatbelts, readers. Cast of Characters: Jeffery Cage – Charlie Sheen Eve – Gina Gershon Eddie – Luis Guzman Michael – Wood Harris Tina – Olga Fonda Monohan – Bruce Davison Diane – Continue reading 9/11

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast Featured

A tale as old as time, and as depraved as bestiality. Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Luke Evans, Ewan McGregor, Academy Award winners Kevin Kline, Emma Thompson and Academy Award nominee Ian McKellen star in Beauty and the Beast. Cast of Continue reading Beauty and the Beast

The Lego Batman Movie

The Lego Batman Movie Featured

There’s only one man who can out-dark Fifty Shades. Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis, Michael Cera, Rosario Dawson and Academy Award nominee Ralph Fiennes lend their voices to The Lego Batman Movie. Cast of Characters: Bruce Wayne / Batman – voiced by Will Continue reading The Lego Batman Movie