What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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Superman IV: The Quest for Peace just got bitch-slapped with estrogen. Academy Award winner Faye Dunaway, Helen Slater, Peter Cook and Academy Award nominee Peter O’Toole star in Supergirl. Cast of Characters: Selena – Faye Dunaway Kara Zor-El / Linda Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Underworld: Blood Wars

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At least it’s a better vampire/werewolf feud/love story than… you know. Kate Beckinsale, Theo James, Lara Pulver and Charles Dance star in Underworld: Blood Wars. Cast of Characters: Selene – Kate Beckinsale David – Theo James Semira – Lara Pulver Continue reading Underworld: Blood Wars

Benjamin’s Stash

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Winter’s a real bitch. Kate Beckinsale, Sam Rockwell, Michael Angarano and Griffin Dunne star in Snow Angels. Cast of Characters: Annie Marchand – Kate Beckinsale Glenn Marchand – Sam Rockwell Arthur Parkinson – Michael Angarano Louise Parkinson – Jeannetta Arnette Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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The most aptly titled flick in film history. Chevy Chase, John Candy, Demi Moore¬†and Academy Award nominee Dan Aykroyd star in Nothing but Trouble. Cast of Characters: Chris Thorne – Chevy Chase Judge Alvin “J.P.” Valkenheiser / Bobo¬†– Dan Aykroyd Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

The Sea of Trees

THE SEA OF TREES

Like The Forest, just without the ghosts. Academy Award winner Matthew McConaughey and Academy Award nominees Ken Watanabe and Naomi Watts star in Gus Van Sant’s The Sea of Trees. Cast of Characters: Arthur Brennan – Matthew McConaughey Takumi Nakamura Continue reading The Sea of Trees

Incarnate

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Yeah! religion and science, bitches! Aaron Eckhart, Carice van Houten, David Mazouz and Keir O’Donnell star in Incarnate. Cast of Characters: Dr. Seth Ember – Aaron Eckhart Lindsay – Carice van Houten Camilla – Catalina Sandino Moreno Cameron – David Continue reading Incarnate

Blood Father

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Who knew the speedbump in this man’s road to recovery would be his own kid? Academy Award winner Mel Gibson, Erin Moriarty, Diego Luna and Academy Award nominee William H. Macy star in Blood Father. Cast of Characters: John Link Continue reading Blood Father

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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Booze, drugs, sex and summoning the Devil clearly don’t mix. Kelly Blatz, Brittany Curran, Brett Dier and Stephen Lang star in Exeter. Cast of Characters: Patrick – Kelly Blatz Reign – Brittany Curran Brad – Brett Dier Amber – Gage Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Benjamin’s Stash

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Making blood-sucking, anti-God, anti-reflection monsters cool since 1931. Bela Lugosi, Helen Chandler, David Manners and Dwight Frye star in Dracula. Cast of Characters: Count Dracula – Bela Lugosi John Harker – David Manners Mina Seward – Helen Chandler Renfield – Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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How many sequels does it take for these dumb asses to quit messing with the box?! Steven Brand, Nick Eversman and Stephan Smith Collins star in Hellraiser: Revelations. Cast of Characters: Ross Craven – Steven Brand Steven Craven – Nick Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!