Daddy’s Home

If this is what schools mean by “families come in all shapes and sizes”, then God have mercy on us all. Will Ferrell, Academy Award nominee Mark Wahlberg and Linda Cardellini star in Daddy’s Home. Cast of Characters: Brad Taggart Continue reading Daddy’s Home

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Houseplants: Earth’s most unforgiving bitch. Academy Award nominee Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo and Betty Buckley star in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening. Cast of Characters: Elliot Moore – Mark Wahlberg Alma Moore – Zooey Deschanel Julian – John Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Ted 2

Booze-soaked, synthetic cotton lives matter. Academy Award nominees Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Academy Award winner Morgan Freeman and Amanda Seyfried star in Ted 2. Cast of Characters: John Bennett – Mark Wahlberg Ted – Seth MacFarlane Samantha Leslie Jackson – Continue reading Ted 2

Benjamin’s Stash

I had no idea Snuggle was such a dirty bastard. Academy Award nominees Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane, Mila Kunis and Giovanni Ribisi star in Ted. Cast of Characters: John Bennett – Mark Wahlberg Lori Collins – Mila Kunis Ted Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash


Hollywood: Head west ’til you smell it, then take a left and keep going straight ’til you step in it. Kevin Connolly,¬†Adrian Grenier,¬†Kevin Dillon, Jerry Ferrara and Jeremy Piven star in Entourage. Cast of Characters: Eric “E” Murphy – Kevin Continue reading Entourage

The Gambler

If only this guy had his own Rain Man. Academy Award nominee Mark Wahlberg, John Goodman, Brie Larson and Academy Award winner Jessica Lange star in The Gambler. Cast of Characters: Jim Bennett – Mark Wahlberg Frank – John Goodman Continue reading The Gambler