What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Unfortunately, this one’s missing the gravitas of Carmen Electra. Karrueche Tran, Jaason Simmons, Rob Van Dam and Danny Trejo star in 3-Headed Shark Attack. Cast of Characters: Maggie Peterson – Karrueche Tran Dr. Ted Nelson – Jaason Simmons Stanley – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

A better title would be Derp! Derp! Derp-dee-derp: Fuck it! Ian Ziering, Cassie Scerbo, Frankie Muniz and Tara Reid star in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Cast of Characters: Finley “Fin” Shepard – Ian Ziering Nova Clarke – Cassie Scerbo Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

The film says the events caught on camera are true, so it must be true then. Andrew Hellenthal, Catherine Alter, Julia Cearley and Ted Jonas star in The Bell Witch Haunting. Cast of Characters: Brandon Sawyer – Andrew Hellenthal Dana Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

I guess Cyndi Lauper and Belinda Carlisle were busy. Debbie Gibson, Tiffany and A Martinez and star in Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. Cast of Characters: Dr. Nikki Riley – Debbie Gibson Park Ranger Terry O’Hara – Tiffany Dr. Diego Ortiz Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Forget the Armed Forces. When predators attack, America must look to former teen idols to save the day. Paul Logan, Tiffany and Barry Williams star in Mega Piranha. Cast of Characters: Jason Fitch – Paul Logan Professor Sarah Monroe – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Just once, can the Earth get completely wiped out by the asteroid like the poster promises?! Tia Carrere, Jason Brooks and Robert Davi star in Asteroid vs. Earth. Cast of Characters: Marissa Knox – Tia Carrere Lt. Commander Chase Seward Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Oh, silly Asylum, you and your unhealthy obsession with sharks. Carmen Electra, Charlie O’Connell and Brooke Hogan star in 2-Headed Shark Attack. Cast of Characters: Anne Babish – Carmen Electra Professor Franklin Babish – Charlie O’Connell Kate – Brooke Hogan Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Well, this seems pretty self-explanatory. Dean Cain, Robin Givens and Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs star in Airplane vs. Volcano. Cast of Characters: Rick Pierce – Dean Cain Dr. Lisa Whitmore – Robin Givens Landon Todd – Matt Mercer Rita Loss – Tamara Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

More sharks and twisters, hell to the yeah!!!! Ian Ziering, Vivica A. Fox, Mark McGrath and Tara Reid star in the sequel Sharknado 2: The Second One. Cast of Characters: Finley “Fin” Shepard – Ian Ziering Skye – Vivica A. Fox Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What more needs to be said? Ian Ziering, Tara Reid and John Heard star in Sharknado. Cast of Characters: April Wexler – Tara Reid Nova Clarke – Cassie Scerbo Baz – Jaason Simmons Claudia – Aubrey Peeples George – John Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!