What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Enlightenment, my ass! The Hare Krishna mantra is a sixteen word penis joke. Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake and Academy Award winner Ben Kinglsey star in The Love Guru. Cast of Characters: Guru Pitka – Mike Myers Jane Bullard Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

The Walk

It’s a thin line between life and a 1,300 foot free-fall. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Charlotte Le Bon, James Badge Dale and Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley star in Oscar winner Robert Zemeckis’s The Walk. Cast of Characters: Philippe Petit – Joseph Continue reading The Walk

Self/less

If you knew you could go from looking like Kingsley to Reynolds, you’d do it too. Ryan Reynolds, Natalie Martinez, Matthew Goode and Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley star in Tarsem Singh’s Self/less. Cast of Characters: Edward – Ryan Reynolds Continue reading Self/less

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

Just one drop of LSD, and you too can witness your museum come to life. Ben Stiller, Dan Stevens and Academy Award winners Ben Kingsley and Robin Williams star in Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb. Cast of Continue reading Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

Exodus: Gods and Kings

“Deeeeeeeep River… My home is oooover Jordan!” Academy Award winner Christian Bale, Joel Edgerton and Aaron Paul star in Ridley Scott’s Exodus: Gods and Kings. Cast of Characters: Moses – Christian Bale Ramesses II – Joel Edgerton Seti I – Continue reading Exodus: Gods and Kings

The Boxtrolls

If Tim Burton produced A&E’s Hoarders, we’d get this. Isaac Hempstead-Wright, Elle Fanning, Jared Harris and Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley lend their voices to The Boxtrolls. Cast of Characters: Archibald Snatcher – voiced by Ben Kingsley Eggs – voiced Continue reading The Boxtrolls

Benjamin’s Stash

Before he was saving his daughter, he was saving the Jews. Academy Award nominees Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley and Embeth Davidtz star in Oscar winner Steven Spielberg’s harrowing masterpiece of the Holocaust, Schindler’s List. Cast Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash