Benjamin’s Stash

In honor of Leonidas, this entire review will be done all inĀ BOLD! AGRESSIVE! CAPS!!!! Cast of Characters: King Leonidas – Gerard Butler Queen Gorgo – Lena Headey Dilios – David Wenham Capt. Artemis – Vincent Regan Stelios – Michael Fassbender Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Our only hope from Gene Simmons in drag… is Uncle Jesse. Cast of Characters: Lance Stargrove – John Stamos Danja Deering – Vanity Velvet Von Ragnar – Gene Simmons Arliss – John Anderson Riley – Robert Englund Drew Stargrove – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Proud Mary

The only rivers this Mary goes rollin’ down are the rivers of blood from her body count. Cast of Characters: Mary Goodwin – Taraji P. Henson Tom – Billy Brown Danny – Jahi Di’Allo Winston Walter – Neal McDonough Uncle Continue reading Proud Mary

The Commuter

First it was his daughter, then terrorists on planes, and now trains – can we just let Liam Neeson have one peaceful day all to himself? Cast of Characters: Michael McCauley – Liam Neeson Joanna – Vera Farmiga Det. Alex Continue reading The Commuter

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

When the fate of the world rests in the hands of The Worm, its time to just curl up in a ball and kiss your ass goodbye. Cast of Characters: Simon – Dennis Rodman Nick Miranda – Dane Cook Macro Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!