What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Can't Stop the Music Featured

I’m willing to give my left nut if they do. Academy Award nominee Valerie Perrine, Bruce Jenner and Steve Guttenberg star in Can’t Stop the Music. Cast of Characters: Samantha Simpson – Valerie Perrine Ron White – Bruce Jenner Jack Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

I Know Who Killed Me Featured

And I know what killed her career. Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond, Neal McDonough and Brian Geraghty star in I Know Who Killed Me. Cast of Characters: Aubrey Fleming/Dakota Moss – Lindsay Lohan Susan Fleming – Julia Ormond Daniel Fleming – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

The Love Guru Featured

Enlightenment, my ass! The Hare Krishna mantra is a sixteen word penis joke. Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake and Academy Award winner Ben Kinglsey star in The Love Guru. Cast of Characters: Guru Pitka – Mike Myers Jane Bullard Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Catwoman Featured

Well… at least Halle looks good. Academy Award winner Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, Lambert Wilson and Academy Award nominee Sharon Stone star in Catwoman. Cast of Characters: Patience Phillips/Catwoman – Halle Berry Det. Tom Lone – Benjamin Bratt George Hedare Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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Mac and Me Featured

Meet E.T.’s retarded younger brother. Christine Ebersole, Jonathan Ward and Katrina Caspary star in Mac and Me. Cast of Characters: Janet – Christine Ebersole Michael – Jonathan Ward Courtney – Katrina Caspary Debbie – Lauren Stanley Eric – Jade Calegory Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Saving Christmas Featured

Maybe Scrooge and the Grinch have a point? Kirk Cameron, Darren Doane and Bridgette Ridenour star in Saving Christmas. Cast of Characters: Kirk – Kirk Cameron Christian White – Darren Doane Kirk’s Sister – Bridgette Ridenour Director – Darren Doane Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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Exorcist II The Heretic Featured

If at first you don’t succeed, Pazuzu, try, try again. Academy Award nominees Linda Blair, Richard Burton, Max von Sydow, James Earl Jones and Academy Award winner Louise Fletcher star in Exorcist II: The Heretic. Cast of Characters: Regan MacNeil – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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Highlander 2 the Quickening Featured

So much for there only being one. Christopher Lambert, Michael Ironside, Academy Award nominee Virginia Madsen and Academy Award winner Sean Connery star in Highlander 2: The Quickening. Cast of Characters: Connor MacLeod – Christopher Lambert Louise Marcus – Virginia Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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Caddyshack II Featured

Even the animatronic gopher doesn’t come out of this unscathed. Jackie Mason, Dyan Cannon, Jonathan Silverman and Academy Award nominee Robert Stack star in Caddyshack II. Cast of Characters: Jack Hartounian – Jackie Mason Chandler Young – Robert Stack Elizabeth Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Rocky IV Featured

Communism’s greatest threat is not nuclear annihilation, but an unintelligible, brain-battered boxer. Academy Award nominees Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire and Burt Young, Carl Weathers, and Dolph Lundgren star in Rocky IV. Cast of Characters: Rocky Balboa – Sylvester Stallone Adrian Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!