What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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Superman IV: The Quest for Peace just got bitch-slapped with estrogen. Academy Award winner Faye Dunaway, Helen Slater, Peter Cook and Academy Award nominee Peter O’Toole star in Supergirl. Cast of Characters: Selena – Faye Dunaway Kara Zor-El / Linda Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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The most aptly titled flick in film history. Chevy Chase, John Candy, Demi Moore and Academy Award nominee Dan Aykroyd star in Nothing but Trouble. Cast of Characters: Chris Thorne – Chevy Chase Judge Alvin “J.P.” Valkenheiser / Bobo – Dan Aykroyd Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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Booze, drugs, sex and summoning the Devil clearly don’t mix. Kelly Blatz, Brittany Curran, Brett Dier and Stephen Lang star in Exeter. Cast of Characters: Patrick – Kelly Blatz Reign – Brittany Curran Brad – Brett Dier Amber – Gage Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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How many sequels does it take for these dumb asses to quit messing with the box?! Steven Brand, Nick Eversman and Stephan Smith Collins star in Hellraiser: Revelations. Cast of Characters: Ross Craven – Steven Brand Steven Craven – Nick Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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Tarzan think Tarzan movie monkey shit. Bo Derek, John Phillip Law, Miles O’Keeffe and Academy Award nominee Richard Harris star in Tarzan, the Ape Man. Cast of Characters: Jane Parker – Bo Derek James Parker – Richard Harris Harry Holt Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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Looks like Viagra should be catering to the paranormal market. Bo Derek, Julie Newmar, Academy Award nominee Don Murray and Academy Award winner Anthony Quinn star in Ghosts Can’t Do It. Cast of Characters: Katie O’Dare-Scott – Bo Derek Scott Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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An attractive, buxom blonde having to search high-and-low for a suitor willing to take her virginity? Riiiight. Bo Derek, Andrea Occhipinti, Olivia d’Abo and Academy Award winner George Kennedy star in Bolero. Cast of Characters: Ayre “Mac” McGillvary – Bo Derek Cotton Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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So bad the preceding five refuse to exist. Bill Cosby, Joe Don Baker, Gloria Foster and Academy Award nominee Tom Courtenay star in Leonard Part 6. Cast of Characters: Leonard Parker – Bill Cosby Frayn – Tom Courtenay Medusa Johnson Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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Why don’t more movies have big-ass mechanical spiders? Academy Award nominees Will Smith, Kenneth Branagh, Salma Hayek and Academy Award winner Kevin Kline star in Wild Wild West. Cast of Characters: Capt. James T. West – Will Smith U.S. Marshal Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

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I’m willing to give my left nut if they do. Academy Award nominee Valerie Perrine, Bruce Jenner and Steve Guttenberg star in Can’t Stop the Music. Cast of Characters: Samantha Simpson – Valerie Perrine Ron White – Bruce Jenner Jack Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!