Justice League

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Needs a little more of┬áSouth Park’s Super Best Friends. Cast of Characters: Bruce Wayne / Batman – Ben Affleck Kal-El / Clark Kent / Superman – Henry Cavill Lois Lane – Amy Adams Diana Prince / Wonder Woman – Gal Continue reading Justice League

It

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And you thought John Wayne Gacy was the only clown you had to worry about. Cast of Characters: Bill Denbrough – Jaeden Lieberher Ben Hanscom – Jeremy Ray Taylor Beverly Marsh – Sophia Lillis Richie Tozier – Finn Wolfhard Stanley Continue reading It

Beauty and the Beast

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A tale as old as time, and as depraved as bestiality. Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Luke Evans, Ewan McGregor, Academy Award winners Kevin Kline, Emma Thompson and Academy Award nominee Ian McKellen star in Beauty and the Beast. Cast of Continue reading Beauty and the Beast

Race

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The greatest American middle finger Germany ever saw. Stephan James, Jason Sudeikis and Academy Award winners Jeremy Irons and William Hurt star Race. Cast of Characters: Jesse Owens – Stephan James Larry Snyder – Jason Sudeikis Avery Brundage – Jeremy Continue reading Race

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

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Reginald, fetch me my hatchet! I wish to slay this swarm of undead regency swine. Lily James, Sam Riley, Jack Huston and Bella Heathcote star in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Cast of Characters: Elizabeth Bennet – Lily James Col. Continue reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

The Finest Hours

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Between this film and The Perfect Storm, these northeast coast jobs must have a strikingly high turnover rate. Chris Pine, Ben Foster, Eric Bana and Academy Award nominee Casey Affleck star in The Finest Hours. Cast of Characters: Boatswain’s Mate Continue reading The Finest Hours

Dirty Grandpa

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Life must suck if your Pop Pop can score more college-aged poon than you can. Academy Award winner Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Zoey Deutch and Dermot Mulroney star in Dirty Grandpa. Cast of Characters: Dick Kelly – Robert De Continue reading Dirty Grandpa

Legend

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Not to be confused with the other Legend starring the other Tom. Tom Hardy, Emily Browning, Christopher Eccleston and Academy Award nominee Chazz Palminteri star in Legend. Cast of Characters: Ronald Kray/Reginald Kray – Tom Hardy Frances Shea – Emily Continue reading Legend

Joy

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From mop rags to riches. Academy Award winners Jennifer Lawrence, Robert De Niro and Academy Award nominee Bradley Cooper star in David O. Russell’s Joy. Cast of Characters: Joy Mangano – Jennifer Lawrence Rudy Mangano – Robert De Niro Tony Continue reading Joy

Daddy’s Home

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If this is what schools mean by “families come in all shapes and sizes”, then God have mercy on us all. Will Ferrell, Academy Award nominee Mark Wahlberg and Linda Cardellini star in Daddy’s Home. Cast of Characters: Brad Taggart Continue reading Daddy’s Home