These parents take tough love to a whole, new disturbing level. Cast of Characters: Brent Ryan – Nicolas Cage Kendall Ryan – Selma Blair Carly Ryan – Anne Winters Josh Ryan – Zackary Arthur Mel Ryan – Lance Henriksen Director Continue reading Mom and Dad
As long as he ain’t the Bye Bye Man, this monster can come out as late as he wants. Cast of Characters: Anna – Lin Shaye Alex Luster – Gabrielle Haugh Miles – Grayson Gabriel Kelly – Emily Haine Annie Continue reading The Midnight Man
In honor of Leonidas, this entire review will be done all in BOLD! AGRESSIVE! CAPS!!!! Cast of Characters: King Leonidas – Gerard Butler Queen Gorgo – Lena Headey Dilios – David Wenham Capt. Artemis – Vincent Regan Stelios – Michael Fassbender Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash
Our only hope from Gene Simmons in drag… is Uncle Jesse. Cast of Characters: Lance Stargrove – John Stamos Danja Deering – Vanity Velvet Von Ragnar – Gene Simmons Arliss – John Anderson Riley – Robert Englund Drew Stargrove – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!
The only rivers this Mary goes rollin’ down are the rivers of blood from her body count. Cast of Characters: Mary Goodwin – Taraji P. Henson Tom – Billy Brown Danny – Jahi Di’Allo Winston Walter – Neal McDonough Uncle Continue reading Proud Mary
Imagine if The Wolf of Wall Street dumped Margot Robbie and cocaine for Jack Black and polka. Cast of Characters: Jan Lewan – Jack Black Marla Lewan – Jenny Slate Mickey Pizzazz – Jason Schwartzman Ron Edwards – J.B. Smoove Bitsy Continue reading The Polka King
Marmalade is the key to all the world’s problems. Cast of Characters: Henry Brown – Hugh Bonneville Mary Brown – Sally Hawkins Nuckles McGinty – Brendan Gleeson Mrs. Bird – Julie Walters Samuel Gruber – Jim Broadbent Mr. Curry – Continue reading Paddington 2
First it was his daughter, then terrorists on planes, and now trains – can we just let Liam Neeson have one peaceful day all to himself? Cast of Characters: Michael McCauley – Liam Neeson Joanna – Vera Farmiga Det. Alex Continue reading The Commuter
The adoption rate just plummeted thanks to this film. Cast of Characters: Kate Coleman – Vera Farmiga John Coleman – Peter Sarsgaard Esther – Isabelle Fuhrman Sister Abigail – C. C. H. Pounder Daniel Coleman – Jimmy Bennett Max Coleman Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash
When the fate of the world rests in the hands of The Worm, its time to just curl up in a ball and kiss your ass goodbye. Cast of Characters: Simon – Dennis Rodman Nick Miranda – Dane Cook Macro Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!