What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Tarzan the Ape Man Featured

Tarzan think Tarzan movie monkey shit. Bo Derek, John Phillip Law, Miles O’Keeffe and Academy Award nominee Richard Harris star in Tarzan, the Ape Man. Cast of Characters: Jane Parker – Bo Derek James Parker – Richard Harris Harry Holt Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Gods of Egypt

Gods of Egypt Featured

THIS… IS… EGYPT!!!!!!!! Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Brenton Thwaites, Gerard Butler and Academy Award winner Geoffrey Rush star in Gods of Egypt. Cast of Characters: Horus – Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Bek – Brenton Thwaites Thoth – Chadwick Boseman Hathor – Elodie Yung Zaya Continue reading Gods of Egypt

Eddie the Eagle

Eddie the Eagle Featured

“I believe I can fly…” Taron Egerton, Tim McInnerny, Jo Hartley and Academy Award nominee Hugh Jackman star in Eddie the Eagle. Cast of Characters: Michael “Eddie the Eagle” Edwards – Taron Egerton Dustin Target – Tim McInnerny Richmond – Continue reading Eddie the Eagle

Benjamin’s Stash

The Artist Featured

These damn talkies will ruin everything! Academy Award winner Jean Dujardin, Academy Award nominee Berenice Bejo and John Goodman star in The Artist. Cast of Characters: George Valentin – Jean Dujardin Peppy Miller – Berenice Bejo Clifton – James Cromwell Doris Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

GHOSTS CAN'T DO IT, from left: Bo Derek, Don Murray,  1989. ©Triumph Releasing Corporation

Looks like Viagra should be catering to the paranormal market. Bo Derek, Julie Newmar, Academy Award nominee Don Murray and Academy Award winner Anthony Quinn star in Ghosts Can’t Do It. Cast of Characters: Katie O’Dare-Scott – Bo Derek Scott Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

The Witch

The Witch Featured

Hail Satan! Anya Taylor-Joy, Ralph Ineson, Kate Dickie and Harvey Scrimshaw star in The Witch. Cast of Characters: Thomasin – Anya Taylor-Joy William – Ralph Ineson Katherine – Kate Dickie Caleb – Harvey Scrimshaw Mercy – Ellie Grainger Jonas – Continue reading The Witch


Risen Featured

Jesus: Pulling off disappearing acts before Houdini made them cool. Joseph Fiennes, Tom Felton, Cliff Curtis and Academy Award nominee Peter Firth star in Risen. Cast of Characters: Clavius – Joseph Fiennes Lucius – Tom Felton Pontius Pilate – Peter Firth Continue reading Risen


Race Featured

The greatest American middle finger Germany ever saw. Stephan James, Jason Sudeikis and Academy Award winners Jeremy Irons and William Hurt star Race. Cast of Characters: Jesse Owens – Stephan James Larry Snyder – Jason Sudeikis Avery Brundage – Jeremy Continue reading Race

Benjamin’s Stash

American Beauty Featured

When life throws you lemons (midlife crisis), make lemonade (banging your daughter’s best friend). Academy Award winners Kevin Spacey, Chris Cooper and Academy Award nominee Annette Bening star in American Beauty. Cast of Characters: Lester Burnham – Kevin Spacey Carolyn Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Bolero Featured

An attractive, buxom blonde having to search high-and-low for a suitor willing to take her virginity? Riiiight. Bo Derek, Andrea Occhipinti, Olivia d’Abo and Academy Award winner George Kennedy star in Bolero. Cast of Characters: Ayre “Mac” McGillvary – Bo Derek Cotton Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!