Benjamin’s Stash

Worst backseat driver ever! Academy Award winners Morgan Freeman, Jessica Tandy and Academy Award nominee Dan Aykroyd star in Driving Miss Daisy. Cast of Characters: Hoke Colburn – Morgan Freeman Daisy Werthan – Jessica Tandy Boolie Werthan – Dan Aykroyd Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

And I know what killed her career. Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond, Neal McDonough and Brian Geraghty star in I Know Who Killed Me. Cast of Characters: Aubrey Fleming/Dakota Moss – Lindsay Lohan Susan Fleming – Julia Ormond Daniel Fleming – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Ride Along 2

CSI: Miami for Dummies. Ice Cube, Kevin Hart, Benjamin Bratt and Olivia Munn star in Ride Along 2. Cast of Characters: Det. James Payton – Ice Cube Officer Ben Barber – Kevin Hart A.J. – Ken Jeong Antonio Pope – Continue reading Ride Along 2

Norm of the North

Nothing like using potty humor to hammer home your eco-friendly message. Rob Schneider, Heather Graham, Ken Jeong and Bill Nighy lend their voices to Norm of the North. Cast of Characters: Norm – voiced by Rob Schneider Vera Brightly – Continue reading Norm of the North

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

Michael Bay: ‘Murrica! James Badge Dale, John Krasinski, Max Martini and Toby Stephens star in 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi. Cast of Characters: Tyrone S. “Rone” Woods – James Badge Dale Jack Da Silva – John Krasinski Mark Continue reading 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

Top 10 Best Films of 2015

Hello, readers! Last week I gave you the stinky turds of 2015, so this time I’m flipping the glass over to half full now and giving you the ten best films of the year. As bad as 2015 seems like Continue reading Top 10 Best Films of 2015

Benjamin’s Stash

If you thought the Burnham family was bad, wait ’til you meet the Jarretts. Donald Sutherland, Academy Award nominees Mary Tyler Moore, Judd Hirsch and Academy Award winner Timothy Hutton star in Ordinary People. Cast of Characters: Calvin Jarrett – Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Enlightenment, my ass! The Hare Krishna mantra is a sixteen word penis joke. Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake and Academy Award winner Ben Kinglsey star in The Love Guru. Cast of Characters: Guru Pitka – Mike Myers Jane Bullard Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

The Forest

Looks like they’re taking a different approach with thisĀ A Walk in the Woods sequel. Natalie Dormer, Taylor Kinney and Eoin Macken star in The Forest. Cast of Characters: Sara Price/Jess Price – Natalie Dormer Aiden – Taylor Kinney Michi – Continue reading The Forest

Top 10 Worst Films of 2015

Hello, readers! Another year has come and gone, so that means it’s time to rundown the very worst films of 2015. 2015 piled up more than its share of garbage, and some months – March and August, I’m looking at Continue reading Top 10 Worst Films of 2015