Benjamin’s Stash

Takes “Hellbent for Leather” to a whole new level. Academy Award winner Mel Gibson, Bruce Spence, Mike Preston and Max Phipps star in The Road Warrior. Cast of Characters: Max Rockatansky – Mel Gibson Gyro Captain – Bruce Spence Pappagallo Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Multiple shots of Batman’s leather-clad ass is just what the franchise has been needing. Val Kilmer, Jim Carrey, Chris O’Donnell and Academy Award winners Nicole Kidman and Tommy Lee Jones star in Batman Forever. Cast of Characters: Bruce Wayne/Batman – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

My All-American

If Brian’s Song and Rudy had a baby… Aaron Eckhart, Finn Wittrock, Sarah Bolger and Robin Tunney star in My All-American. Cast of Characters: Darrell Royal – Aaron Eckhart Freddie Steinmark – Finn Wittrock Linda Wheeler – Sarah Bolger Gloria Continue reading My All-American

Love the Coopers

Nothing says Christmas quite like some depressing family dysfunction. John Goodman, Olivia Wilde, Academy Award winners Diane Keaton, Alan Arkin, Marisa Tomei and Academy Award nominee June Squibb star in Love the Coopers. Cast of Characters: Bucky – Alan Arkin Continue reading Love the Coopers

Benjamin’s Stash

Whatever you do, don’t ask about the scars ’cause then you won’t get him to shut-up. Academy Award winners Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Heath Ledger and Academy Award nominee Gary Oldman star in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight. Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Look what Bo’s gotten himself into this time. John Schneider, Sarah Lafleur, Sam McMurray and Academy Award winner Cloris Leachman star in Lake Placid 2. Cast of Characters: Sheriff James Riley – John Schneider Emma Warner – Sarah Lafleur Struthers Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Spectre

James Bond: Making alcoholism and sex addiction cool since 1953. Daniel Craig, Lea Seydoux, Academy Award nominee Ralph Fiennes and Academy Award winner Christoph Waltz star in Spectre. Cast of Characters: James Bond – Daniel Craig Franz Oberhauser – Christoph Continue reading Spectre

The Peanuts Movie

This entire review has been translated to “Wah-wah-wah, wah-wah-wahhhh!” speak. Noah Schnapp, Hadley Belle Miller, Noah Johnston and Alexander Garfin lend their voices to The Peanuts Movie. Cast of Characters: Charlie Brown – voiced by Noah Schnapp Lucy van Pelt Continue reading The Peanuts Movie

Benjamin’s Stash

I prefer Pepperidge Farm Fudge Stripe when it comes to my cocaine dealing. Daniel Craig, Colm Meaney, Sienna Miller and Michael Gambon star in Layer Cake. Cast of Characters: XXXX – Daniel Craig Gene – Colm Meaney Jimmy Price – Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Unfortunately, this one’s missing the gravitas of Carmen Electra. Karrueche Tran, Jaason Simmons, Rob Van Dam and Danny Trejo star in 3-Headed Shark Attack. Cast of Characters: Maggie Peterson – Karrueche Tran Dr. Ted Nelson – Jaason Simmons Stanley – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!