What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Good Samaritans are normally not this irritating. Summer Bellessa, Chris Hill and Jasen Wade star in Amber Alert. Cast of Characters: Samantha Green – Summer Bellessa Nathan Riley – Chris Hill Michael Muller – Jasen Wade Caleb – Caleb Thompson Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Knock Knock

These three just took erotic role-playing to the next level. Keanu Reeves, Lorenza Izzo and Ana de Armas star in Eli Roth’s Knock Knock. Cast of Characters: Evan Webber – Keanu Reeves Genesis – Lorenza Izzo Bel – Ana de Continue reading Knock Knock

Bridge of Spies

So what kinda draft picks come with this trade? Academy Award winner Tom Hanks, Mark Rylance and Academy Award nominees Amy Ryan and Alan Alda star in Bridge of Spies. Cast of Characters: James B. Donovan – Tom Hanks Rudolf Continue reading Bridge of Spies


C’mon, no love for Cuddles the hamster? Jack Black, Dylan Minnette, Odeya Rush and Academy Award nominee Amy Ryan star in Goosebumps. Cast of Characters: R. L. Stine – Jack Black Zach Cooper – Dylan Minnette Hannah Stine – Odeya Continue reading Goosebumps

Crimson Peak

I can only imagine how low the property value for these horror film settings are. Mia Wasikowska, Tom Hiddleston, Charlie Hunnam and Academy Award nominee Jessica Chastain star in Guillermo del Toro’s Crimson Peak. Cast of Characters: Edith Cushing – Continue reading Crimson Peak

Benjamin’s Stash

So dads, still okay with sending your little girls off to that concert? David A. Hess, Lucy Grantham, Sandra Cassel and Marc Sheffler star in Wes Craven’s The Last House on the Left. Cast of Characters: Krug Stillo – David Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

So bad, even Tyler Perry could do better. Maia Campbell, Erika Ringor, Tafne Ellington and Randolph Brooks star in Sorority Sister Slaughter. Cast of Characters: Rose – Maia Campbell Michael – Kam Jeffrey – Yb Roxy – Erika Ringor Tessa Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!


Apparently, Neverland residents are fans of Nevermind. Academy Award nominees Hugh Jackman and Rooney Mara, Garrett Hedlund and Levi Miller star in Pan. Cast of Characters: Blackbeard – Hugh Jackman James Hook – Garrett Hedlund Tiger Lily – Rooney Mara Continue reading Pan

Goodnight Mommy

Between this film, The Shining and The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, I’m now convinced that twins are the Devil’s handiwork. Susanne Wuest, Elias Schwarz and Lukas Schwarz star in Goodnight Mommy. Cast of Characters: The Mother – Susanne Continue reading Goodnight Mommy

Benjamin’s Stash

“Do you like scary movies?” – most effective pickup line ever. David Arquette, Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and Drew Barrymore star in Wes Craven’s Scream. Cast of Characters: Deputy Dewey Riley – David Arquette Sidney Prescott – Neve Campbell Gale Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash