Everest

The most magnificent natural wonder in all the world, and all I can think about is if your pee freezes before hitting the peak. Jason Clarke, and Academy Award nominees Josh Brolin, John Hawkes and Jake Gyllenhaal star in Everest. Continue reading Everest

Black Mass

Who knew the most notorious gangster in U.S. history had the coolest sounding porn name? Academy Award nominees Johnny Depp and Benedict Cumberbatch, Joel Edgerton, Rory Cochrane and Kevin Bacon star in Black Mass. Cast of Characters: James “Whitey” Bulger Continue reading Black Mass

Benjamin’s Stash

My little league team never had the privilege of spending practices guessing if coach was dead or just blackout drunk. Academy Award winners Walter Matthau, Tatum O’Neal and Academy Award nominee Jackie Earle Haley star in The Bad News Bears. Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

There’s bottom of the barrel, then there’s rock bottom, and then there’s this film. Tom Green, Marisa Coughlan, Julie Hagerty and Academy Award nominee Rip Torn star in Freddy Got Fingered. Cast of Characters: Gord Brody – Tom Green Jim Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

The Perfect Guy

Dating 101: If they’re perfect, but still single, it’s ’cause they’re psycho. Sanaa Lathan, Michael Ealy and Morris Chestnut star in The Perfect Guy. Cast of Characters: Leah Vaughn – Sanaa Lathan Carter Duncan – Michael Ealy Dave – Morris Continue reading The Perfect Guy

The Visit

“Over the river and through the woods to grandmother’s house we go… to die.” Olivia De Jonge, Ed Oxenbould, Deanna Dunagan, Peter McRobbie and Kathryn Hahn star in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Visit. Cast of Characters: Becca – Olivia De Continue reading The Visit

Benjamin’s Stash

Backyard baseball fields always solve foreclosure problems. Academy Award winners Kevin Costner, Burt Lancaster, Academy Award nominee James Earl Jones and Ray Liotta star in Field of Dreams. Cast of Characters: Ray Kinsella – Kevin Costner Annie Kinsella – Amy Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Houseplants: Earth’s most unforgiving bitch. Academy Award nominee Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo and Betty Buckley star in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening. Cast of Characters: Elliot Moore – Mark Wahlberg Alma Moore – Zooey Deschanel Julian – John Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Z for Zachariah

Not even human-decimating nuclear holocaust can stifle the unstoppable power of a love triangle. Academy Award nominee Chiwetel Ejiofor, Margot Robbie and Chris Pine star in Z for Zachariah. Cast of Characters: John Loomis – Chiwetel Ejiofor Ann Burden – Continue reading Z for Zachariah

The Transporter: Refueled

The good news is the bar for Audi-centered action films has recently been set at rock bottom. Ed Skrein, Ray Stevenson, Loan Chabanol and Gabriella Wright star in The Transporter: Refueled. Cast of Characters: Frank Martin – Ed Skrein Frank Continue reading The Transporter: Refueled