Benjamin’s Stash

Nice to know all those theme park attractions I went on were operated by stoners. Academy Award nominee Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Bill Hader and Ryan Reynolds star in Adventureland. Cast of Characters: James Brennan – Jesse Eisenberg Emily Lewin Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

… Oh… my… God. Phil Caracas, Murielle Varhelyi, Maria Moulton and Jeff Moffet star in Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Cast of Characters: Jesus Christ – Phil Caracas Maxine Shreck – Murielle Varhelyi Mary Magnum – Maria Moulton Father Eustace – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Straight Outta Compton

I got a pretty good feeling this won’t be ranking high on Dee Barnes and Suge Knight’s “Best of 2015” list. O’Shea Jackson, Jr., Corey Hawkins, Jason Mitchell and Academy Award nominee Paul Giamatti star in Straight Outta Compton. Cast Continue reading Straight Outta Compton

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

The situation must be bad if even the Soviets are scared of the bomb. Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer, Alicia Vikander and Hugh Grant star in Guy Ritchie’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Cast of Characters: Napoleon Solo – Henry Cavill Illya Continue reading The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Cop Car

My prank 911 call when I was six now seems pretty tame. Kevin Bacon, Camryn Manheim and Shea Whigham star in Cop Car. Cast of Characters: Sheriff Kretzer – Kevin Bacon Travis – James Freedson-Jackson Harrison – Hays Wellford Bev – Camryn Continue reading Cop Car

Benjamin’s Stash

Remember, Samoan pubs don’t serve pints. Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Jason Statham, Vinnie Jones and Sting star in Guy Ritchie’s Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Cast of Characters: Tom – Jason Flemyng Soap – Dexter Fletcher Eddy – Nick Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

The circle is now complete, Obi-Wan. Dieter Laser, Laurence R. Harvey, Bree Olson and Academy Award nominee Eric Roberts star in The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence). Cast of Characters: Bill Boss – Dieter Laser Dwight Butler – Laurence R. Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Shaun the Sheep Movie

Imagine if instead of a high school boy, Ferris Bueller was a wooly, ruminant mammal. Justin Fletcher, John Sparkes and Omid Djalili lend their voices in Shaun the Sheep Movie. Cast of Characters: Shaun/Timmy – voiced by Justin Fletcher Bitzer/The Continue reading Shaun the Sheep Movie

Ricki and the Flash

Okay, like clockwork, let’s just give Streep her nomination already. Academy Award winners Meryl Streep and Kevin Kline, Mamie Gummer and Sebastian Stan star in Ricki and the Flash. Cast of Characters: Ricki Rendazzo – Meryl Streep Pete Brummel – Continue reading Ricki and the Flash