What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

I guess Cyndi Lauper and Belinda Carlisle were busy. Debbie Gibson, Tiffany and A Martinez and star in Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. Cast of Characters: Dr. Nikki Riley – Debbie Gibson Park Ranger Terry O’Hara – Tiffany Dr. Diego Ortiz Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

What We Do in the Shadows

Still a better love story than… you get the point. Jemaine Clement Jonathan Brugh, Cori Gonzalez-Macuer and Academy Award nominee Taika Waititi star in What We Do in the Shadows. Cast of Characters: Vladislav – Jemaine Clement Viago – Taika Continue reading What We Do in the Shadows

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Louie Louie… whoops, wrong one. Academy Award winners Colin Firth, Michael Caine, Academy Award nominee Samuel L. Jackson and Taron Egerton star in Matthew Vaughn’s Kingsman: The Secret Service. Cast of Characters: Harry Hart – Colin Firth Richmond Valentine – Continue reading Kingsman: The Secret Service

Fifty Shades of Grey

Across the nation, moviegoers at each opening screening all receive a complimentary tube of K-Y and some tissues. Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan and Academy Award winner Marcia Gay Harden star in Fifty Shades of Grey. Cast of Characters: Anastasia Steele Continue reading Fifty Shades of Grey

Benjamin’s Stash

Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine’s Day is this weekend… love sucks balls. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Zooey Deschanel and Chloe Grace Moretz star in (500) Days of Summer. Cast of Characters: Tom Hansen – Joseph Gordon-Levitt Summer Finn – Zooey Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Move over Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum! There’s a new crappy ninja movie in town! Robert Z’Dar, Richard Rabago and Gary Daniels star in Pocket Ninjas. Cast of Characters: Cobra Khan – Robert Z’Dar Spike – Richard Rabago Steve – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

The Voices

I bet you not one of them told him to steer clear of Green Lantern. Ryan Reynolds, Gemma Arterton and Academy Award nominees Anna Kendrick and Jacki Weaver star in The Voices. Cast of Characters: Jerry Hickfang – Ryan Reynolds Continue reading The Voices

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

El Mariachi has finally met his match: An absorbent and yellow and porous cleaning material. Antonio Banderas, Tom Kenny and Clancy Brown star in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water. Cast of Characters: Burger Beard – Antonio Banderas SpongeBob Continue reading The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Jupiter Ascending

Mr. Tatum being part dog is honestly the least bizarre thing about this film. Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Sean Bean and Academy Award nominee Eddie Redmayne star in the Wachowski’s Jupiter Ascending. Cast of Characters: Caine Wise – Channing Tatum Continue reading Jupiter Ascending

Seventh Son

So this has nothing to do with Iron Maiden? Academy Award winner Jeff Bridges, Ben Barnes and Academy Award nominees Djimon Hounsou and Julianne Moore star in Seventh Son. Cast of Characters: John Gregory – Jeff Bridges Tom Ward – Continue reading Seventh Son