What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

It’s like watching The Lord of the Rings if you’re drunk. Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, Claire Forlani, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta and Academy Award nominee Burt Reynolds star in In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. Cast Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Benjamin’s Stash

Dracula seems to love rocking it Liberace style. Academy Award nominees Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Academy Award winner Anthony Hopkins and Keanu Reeves star in Oscar winning director Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Cast of Characters: Count Dracula/Vlad III Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Mullets and vampires. Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez and Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley star in BloodRayne. Cast of Characters: Rayne – Kristanna Loken Vladimir – Michael Madsen Sebastian – Matt Davis Domastir – Will Sanderson Fortune Teller – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

It needs more Delroy Lindo screaming, “Stop eating my sesame cake!!” Andy Serkis, Jason Clarke, Keri Russell and Academy Award nominee Gary Oldman star in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Cast of Characters: Caesar – Andy Serkis Malcolm Continue reading Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

… Okay, now I get it. Christian Slater, Tara Reid and Stephen Dorff star in Alone in the Dark. Cast of Characters: Edward Carnby – Christian Slater Aline Cedrac – Tara Reid Commander Richard Burke – Stephen Dorff Director – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!