It’s like watching The Lord of the Rings if you’re drunk. Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, Claire Forlani, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta and Academy Award nominee Burt Reynolds star in In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. Cast Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!
Haven’t they learned anything from Tommy Lee, Pam Anderson, Vince Neil, Gene Simmons, Kid Rock, John Edwards, Fred Durst, Paris Hilton, Rob Lowe, Kim Kardashian and Screech? Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel and Rob Lowe star in Sex Tape. Cast of Continue reading Sex Tape
Dracula seems to love rocking it Liberace style. Academy Award nominees Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Academy Award winner Anthony Hopkins and Keanu Reeves star in Oscar winning director Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Cast of Characters: Count Dracula/Vlad III Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash
Mullets and vampires. Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez and Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley star in BloodRayne. Cast of Characters: Rayne – Kristanna Loken Vladimir – Michael Madsen Sebastian – Matt Davis Domastir – Will Sanderson Fortune Teller – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!
I’m getting the impression movies don’t seem to have high hopes for the future. Chris Evans, Jamie Bell, Academy Award winners Octavia Spencer, Tilda Swinton and Academy Award nominees John Hurt and Ed Harris star in Snowpiercer. Cast of Characters: Continue reading Snowpiercer
It needs more Delroy Lindo screaming, “Stop eating my sesame cake!!” Andy Serkis, Jason Clarke, Keri Russell and Academy Award nominee Gary Oldman star in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Cast of Characters: Caesar – Andy Serkis Malcolm Continue reading Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Last I checked, the only one able to bring down Liam Neeson was Darth Maul, so whatever, Mother Nature. Academy Award nominee Liam Neeson, Frank Grillo, Dallas Roberts and Dermot Mulroney star in The Grey. Cast of Characters: John Ottway Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash
… Okay, now I get it. Christian Slater, Tara Reid and Stephen Dorff star in Alone in the Dark. Cast of Characters: Edward Carnby – Christian Slater Aline Cedrac – Tara Reid Commander Richard Burke – Stephen Dorff Director – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!
Seth Rogen, Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg called. They feel your pain, Melissa. Academy Award nominee Melissa McCarthy, Allison Janney, Mark Duplass and Academy Award winners Kathy Bates and Susan Sarandon star in Tammy. Cast of Characters: Tammy – Melissa Continue reading Tammy
How much you wanna bet it loves Reese’s Pieces too? Teo Halm, Brian “Astro” Bradley, Reese Hartwig and Ella Linnea Wahlestedt star in Earth to Echo. Cast of Characters: Alex – Teo Halm Tuck Simms – Brian “Astro” Bradley Munch Continue reading Earth to Echo