Uwe Boll: Why aren’t studios lining up to work with this guy? Jonathan Cherry, Clint Howard, Ellie Cornell and Jurgen Prochnow star in House of the Dead. Cast of Characters: Rudy Curien – Jonathan Cherry Simon Cruise – Tyron Leitso Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!
EXPLOSIONS!!!! Academy Award nominees Mark Wahlberg and Stanley Tucci, Nicola Peltz, Jack Reynor and Kelsey Grammer star in Michael Bay’s Transformers: Age of Extinction. Cast of Characters: Cade Yeager – Mark Wahlberg Joshua Joyce – Stanley Tucci Harold Attinger – Continue reading Transformers: Age of Extinction
Can’t be any worse than Date Movie. Paul Rudd, Amy Poehler, Cobie Smulders, Christopher Meloni and Ed Helms star in They Came Together. Cast of Characters: Joel – Paul Rudd Molly – Amy Poehler Tiffany – Cobie Smulders Roland – Continue reading They Came Together
Least he isn’t texting. Tom Hardy stars in Academy Award nominee Steven Knight’s Locke. Cast of Characters: Ivan Locke – Tom Hardy Bethan – voiced by Olivia Coleman Katrina Locke – voiced by Ruth Wilson Donal – voiced by Andrew Continue reading Locke
Hello, readers. We’re halfway through film year 2014, so I’m gonna do a quick rundown of what’s worth seeing that’s still in theaters or available to rent, as well as the top 5 best and worst films of the year Continue reading 2014 Mid-Year Recap
It only took him close to 40 years. Academy Award nominees Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Wahlberg, Vera Farmiga, Alec Baldwin and Academy Award winners Matt Damon and Jack Nicholson star in Oscar winning director Martin Scorsese’s The Departed. Cast of Characters: Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash
Let the stare burn into your retinas. Steven Seagal, John C. McGinley, Joan Chen and Academy Award winner Michael Caine star in On Deadly Ground. Cast of Characters: Forrest Taft – Steven Seagal Michael Jennings – Michael Caine Masu – Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!
Dialogue. Dialogue. Dialogue. Insert Kevin Hart’s short joke here. Dialogue. Dialogue. Kevin Hart, Michael Ealy, Jerry Ferrara, Regina Hall, Gabrielle Union and Academy Award nominee Taraji P. Henson star in the sequel Think Like a Man Too. Cast of Characters: Continue reading Think Like a Man Too
Well, Mr. Cullen’s starring in this, so I guess I’m obligated to say something witty about Twilight here. Guy Pearce, Robert Pattinson and Scoot McNairy star in The Rover. Cast of Characters: Eric – Guy Pearce Rey – Robert Pattinson Continue reading The Rover
This rag doll walked like a man with Sherry into the theater and the movie started – oh, what a night! John Lloyd Young, Erich Bergen, Vincent Piazza and Academy Award winner Christopher Walken star in Clint Eastwood’s Jersey Boys. Continue reading Jersey Boys