Who here’s walked in on an uncle clipping his toenails naked? Raise your hand. How’s that for awkward? Zac Efron, Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan star in That Awkward Moment. Cast of Characters: Jason – Zac Efron Daniel – Continue reading That Awkward Moment
Stockholm Syndrome 101. Academy Award winner Kate Winslet and Academy Award nominee Josh Brolin star in Oscar nominated writer/director Jason Reitman’s Labor Day. Cast of Characters: Adele Wheeler – Kate Winslet Frank Chambers – Josh Brolin Henry Wheeler – Gattlin Continue reading Labor Day
Some kids have the gift of music or writing, and then some can levitate objects and fly. Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell and Michael B. Jordan star in Chronicle. Cast of Characters: Andrew Detmer – Dane DeHaan Matt Garetty – Alex Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash
The fact that it has nothing to do with the first Troll or the troll monster is the just the tip of the iceberg. George Hardy and Michael Stephenson star in Troll 2. Cast of Characters: Michael Waits – George Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!
I give you GQ Frankenstein. Aaron Eckhart, Bill Nighy and Yvonne Strahovski star in I, Frankenstein. Cast of Characters: Adam Frankenstein – Aaron Eckhart Charles Wessex – Bill Nighy Terra Wade – Yvonne Strahovski Leonore – Miranda Otto Zuriel – Continue reading I, Frankenstein
“War, children, it’s just a shot away! It’s just a…” – wait. Okay, wrong one. Vanessa Hudgens, Rosario Dawson, Brendan Fraser and Academy Award nominee James Earl Jones star in Gimme Shelter. Cast of Characters: Agnes “Apple” Bailey – Vanessa Continue reading Gimme Shelter
Hello, readers. March 2nd will be the 86th Annual Academy Awards. The Oscars are the only awards show for film that I pay any attention to, primarily ’cause – well, who are we kidding? The Golden Globes are about as Continue reading 2014 Oscar Predictions
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs – the closest thing to a film about a female lead shacking up with seven men mommy and daddy will ever let you see. Cast of Characters: Snow White – voiced by Adriana Caselotti Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash
Mitch Buchannon vs. the snakes! David Hasselhoff, Crystal Allen and John Rhys-Davies star in Anaconda 3: Offspring. Cast of Characters: Markos Hammett – David Hasselhoff Dr. Amanda Hayes – Crystal Allen Pinkus – Ryan McCluskey Nick – Patrick Regis Captain Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!
“Fuck tha Police” Ice Cube playing a street-tough cop = irony. Ice Cube and Kevin Hart star in Ride Along. Cast of Characters: Det. James Payton – Ice Cube Ben Barber – Kevin Hart Santiago – John Leguizamo Lt. Brooks Continue reading Ride Along