Proud Mary
The Polka King
Paddington 2
The Commuter
Benjamin’s Stash
What the Hell Were They Thinking?!
Insidious: The Last Key
Benjamin’s Stash

Proud Mary

The only rivers this Mary goes rollin’ down are the rivers of blood from her body count. Cast of Characters: Mary Goodwin – Taraji P. Henson Tom – Billy Brown Danny – Jahi Di’Allo Winston Walter – Neal McDonough Uncle Continue reading Proud Mary

The Polka King

Imagine if The Wolf of Wall Street dumped Margot Robbie and cocaine for Jack Black and polka. Cast of Characters: Jan Lewan – Jack Black Marla Lewan – Jenny Slate Mickey Pizzazz – Jason Schwartzman Ron Edwards – J.B. Smoove Bitsy Continue reading The Polka King

Paddington 2

Marmalade is the key to all the world’s problems. Cast of Characters: Henry Brown – Hugh Bonneville Mary Brown – Sally Hawkins Nuckles McGinty – Brendan Gleeson Mrs. Bird – Julie Walters Samuel Gruber – Jim Broadbent Mr. Curry – Continue reading Paddington 2

The Commuter

First it was his daughter, then terrorists on planes, and now trains – can we just let Liam Neeson have one peaceful day all to himself? Cast of Characters: Michael McCauley – Liam Neeson Joanna – Vera Farmiga Det. Alex Continue reading The Commuter

Benjamin’s Stash

The adoption rate just plummeted thanks to this film. Cast of Characters: Kate Coleman – Vera Farmiga John Coleman – Peter Sarsgaard Esther – Isabelle Fuhrman Sister Abigail – C. C. H. Pounder Daniel Coleman – Jimmy Bennett Max Coleman Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

When the fate of the world rests in the hands of The Worm, its time to just curl up in a ball and kiss your ass goodbye. Cast of Characters: Simon – Dennis Rodman Nick Miranda – Dane Cook Macro Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Insidious: The Last Key

You know when a horror film has the word last in the title, they absolutely mean it. Cast of Characters: Elise Rainier – Lin Shaye Tucker – Angus Sampson Specs – Leigh Whannell Gerald Rainier – Josh Stewart Imogen Rainier Continue reading Insidious: The Last Key

Benjamin’s Stash

It’s now been 14 straight years of me suggesting this game for family fun night, and I still get shut down every. single. time. Cast of Characters: Dr. Lawrence Gordon – Cary Elwes Det. David Tapp – Danny Glover Alison Continue reading Benjamin’s Stash

What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

God knows how many thousands of horror films in, and these prospective homeowners are still not asking their realtors if any heinous, possibly demon possession influenced murders have been committed in the home. Cast of Characters: Taryn – Addy Green Continue reading What the Hell Were They Thinking?!

Justice League

Needs a little more of South Park’s Super Best Friends. Cast of Characters: Bruce Wayne / Batman – Ben Affleck Kal-El / Clark Kent / Superman – Henry Cavill Lois Lane – Amy Adams Diana Prince / Wonder Woman – Gal Continue reading Justice League