The Hero
American Assassin
It
Home Again
9/11
Beauty and the Beast
The Lego Batman Movie
John Wick: Chapter 2

The Hero

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Helen of Troy’s face may have launched a thousand ships, but Sam Elliott’s silky-smooth baritone voice weakened a thousand women’s knees. Cast of Characters: Lee Hayden – Sam Elliott Charlotte – Laura Prepon Lucy – Krysten Ritter Jeremy – Nick Continue reading The Hero

American Assassin

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‘Murrica, sum bitches! Cast of Characters: Mitch Rapp – Dylan O’Brien Stan Hurley – Michael Keaton Deputy Director Irene Kennedy – Sanaa Lathan Annika – Shiva Negar Ghost – Taylor Kitsch Stansfield – David Suchet Behurz – Navid Negahban Victor Continue reading American Assassin

It

It Featured

And you thought John Wayne Gacy was the only clown you had to worry about. Cast of Characters: Bill Denbrough – Jaeden Lieberher Ben Hanscom – Jeremy Ray Taylor Beverly Marsh – Sophia Lillis Richie Tozier – Finn Wolfhard Stanley Continue reading It

Home Again

Home Again Featured

Ah – white people problems. Cast of Characters: Alice Kinney – Reese Witherspoon Teddy – Nat Wolff George – Jon Rudnitsky Harry – Pico Alexander Zoey – Lake Bell Isabel – Lola Flanery Rosie – Eden Grace Redfield Austen – Continue reading Home Again

9/11

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Charlie Sheen and 9/11… Good God, fasten your seatbelts, readers. Cast of Characters: Jeffery Cage – Charlie Sheen Eve – Gina Gershon Eddie – Luis Guzman Michael – Wood Harris Tina – Olga Fonda Monohan – Bruce Davison Diane – Continue reading 9/11

Beauty and the Beast

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A tale as old as time, and as depraved as bestiality. Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Luke Evans, Ewan McGregor, Academy Award winners Kevin Kline, Emma Thompson and Academy Award nominee Ian McKellen star in Beauty and the Beast. Cast of Continue reading Beauty and the Beast

The Lego Batman Movie

The Lego Batman Movie Featured

There’s only one man who can out-dark Fifty Shades. Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis, Michael Cera, Rosario Dawson and Academy Award nominee Ralph Fiennes lend their voices to The Lego Batman Movie. Cast of Characters: Bruce Wayne / Batman – voiced by Will Continue reading The Lego Batman Movie

John Wick: Chapter 2

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Turns out sad Keanu is pretty easy to piss off. Keanu Reeves, John Leguizamo, Ian McShane and Academy Award nominee Laurence Fishburne star in John Wick: Chapter 2. Cast of Characters: John Wick – Keanu Reeves Cassian – Common The Continue reading John Wick: Chapter 2

Fifty Shades Darker

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Time to break out the Kleenex and lube, kids! Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Eric Johnson, Luke Grimes and Academy Award winner Kim Basinger star in Fifty Shades Darker. Cast of Characters: Anastasia Steele – Dakota Johnson Christian Grey – Jamie Dornan Continue reading Fifty Shades Darker